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THE OSCAR GOES TO…
1.
Pumbaa:
Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon:
Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa:
Oh. What are they?
Timon:
They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black
thing.
Pumbaa:
Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles
away.
Timon:
Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.
2.
Shrek:
Princess, I was SENT to rescue you by Lord Farquad, okay? HE's the one that
wants to marry you.
Princess Fiona:
Well, why didn't he come to rescue me?
Shrek:
Good question! You can ask him that when we get there...
Princess Fiona:
But I'm supposed to be rescued by my true love, not by some ogre a-a-and his
PET!
Shrek:
Look, Princess, you're not making my job any easier...
Princess Fiona:
Well, I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You tell Lord
"Far-Quad" that if he wants to rescue me PROPERLY, I'll be waiting
for him right here!
3.
Harry:
[knocks on the back door] Merry Christmas,
little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.
Marv:
Yeah, come on, kid, open up. It's Santy Claus... and his elf!
Harry:
[snickers] We're not gonna hurt you.
Marv:
Oh no, no, we got some nice presents for you.
4.
Rose:
Mr. Andrews... I saw the iceberg and I see it in your eyes... please, tell me
the truth.
Thomas Andrews:
The ship will sink.
Rose:
You're certain?
Thomas Andrews:
Yes. In an hour or so, all of this will be at the bottom of the Atlantic.
Rose:
What?
Thomas Andrews:
Please, tell only who you must. I don't want to be responsible for a panic. And
get to a boat quickly, don't wait. You remember what I told you about the
boats?
Rose:
Yes... I understand.
5.
Jack Sparrow:
No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the
shade... the rum.
Elizabeth:
Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow:
Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth:
One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into
complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire
Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the
slightest chance they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow:
But why is the rum gone?
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