Я, конечно, понимаю, что на дворе
ещё осень… Но очень хочется сказать, а может и крикнуть: «Ура! Скоро
Рождество!» Маленькие дети с нетерпением ждут Нового Года, а детки постарше –
Рождественского праздника на английском языке (в нашей гимназии – точно).
Ученики 8-11 классов, любители, а порой просто фанаты предмета «Английский
язык» собираются вечерами, чтобы порепетировать, придумать что-то весёлое,
необычное и на практике применить свои знания. В последние годы у нас прошёл
Рождественский КВН, Рождественский баттл (встреча команд немецкого и
английского Дедов Морозов), Рождественская сказка. Подумаешь, что мы уже не
маленькие, но любовь к сказкам никто не отменял. Сказку придумывали вместе
(группа самых креативных товарищей), и она получилась современной: смешной,
немного страшной и про любовь. Чтобы было интересно, вместе ни разу не
репетировали! А связность и отсутствие пауз зависело прежде всего от учителя и
пары самых доверенных людей, вт. ч. звукооператора. Получилось здорово, весело,
энергично!
Итак, в сказке участвуют: Санта
Клаус (молодой бизнесмен), его секретарша (умная и влюблённая в своего босса),
олени (военизированное подразделение), красавицы «модели», дружественные народы
севера, работяги гномы, а также злые силы: мистер Halloween и его
помощники. Каждая группа может готовиться самостоятельно, поэтому совместных
репетиций можно избежать. И, главное, можно импровизировать, ставить ту музыку,
что нравится вам, не бояться пропустить или заменить слово. И даже целую
реплику.
Удачи, счастья, веселья! Merry Christmas!
РОЖДЕСТВО
Офис. Санта за
столом, заваленным бумагами, постоянно звонит телефон. Суматоха, входят гномы,
офисные служащие ит.п. с бумагами и др. Все требуют его внимания. Санта
подписывает бумаги, ставит печати, что-то объясняет. Все также быстро убегают.
Санта:
Oh, what a day! The 24th of December. It’s really annoying. What
time is it?
Появляется секретарша:
Secretary: it’s half past
ten! Mister Santa, there is some urgent business for today. At first, visiting
the Christmas factory, then preview of Christmas fashion, meeting with Inuit
people and at last, but not the least your reindeers…
Santa: Oh, my God! Time is
money. I’m ready. Let’s begin with my factory.
Музыка: Beetles.
It is a hard day’s night
Christmas factory. Gnomes and
elves are working
Музыка:
Elvis Presley. Common
Santa: OK, guys! Go on
working! … So, what’s next?
Secretary: Aborigines! Oh,
excuse me! Inuit are waiting for you. They want to show you something
interesting!
Santa: Interesting? What
special can they do? No, I haven’t time!
Secretary: Would you like
to look at your reindeers?
Santa: well! Five minutes
Музыка:
You’re in the army now
Reindeers:
-
Stand up! Be equal! Number off!
-
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
-
General Santa! Your reindeers to the Christmas are READY!
SK: At ease! (to
secretary)They are my guard! Serious, brave, reliable!
Secretary: Mister Santa! I
know, that you like your army, but it’s time to visit a Christmas show.
SK: I’m ready. Let’s go!
Good buy, boys!
Reindeers: Right face!
Forward! Sing a song!
A song Sergeant Black is
turning green
Someone took up his
canteen
(Reindeers go away; there are
models on the stage)
SK: Hi! I hope your show will be
cool!
Models sing and dance Jingle
bells rock
Mr. Snowman (entering):
Good evening, Mr.Santa. Mr. Snowman, FBI.
SK: What’s matter, cap?
Mr. Snowman: Bad news,
sir. Not far from your office we saw some ugly monsters.
SK: Monsters? Where are
they from?
Snowman: We think, they
have left after Halloween or… Oh, we are late!
Музыка: Song
Zombie
Three monsters enter the room.
They scare top-models, they run away, the monsters catch the secretary.
Zombie: She is our
hostage! You must listen to our boss and do what he says! Silence! I’ll kill
you!
Mr. Halloween: (entering
with music This is Halloween) It’s me, dear Santa. John Halloween, just
little Johnny. Do you remember me, Santa? I see, you do. You‘ve made me
bankrupt! All money, all sweets are spent on Christmas! And what about
Halloween? This nice merry holiday? Eye for eye, tooth for tooth! My monsters
are hungry!
Zombie: Oh, yes! I want to
eat!
Secretary: A-a-a!
SK: But…
Zombie: Silence! I’ll kill you!
Mr. Halloween: Christmas
is nothing! No joy, no magic, no love! Only business! This year people won’t
celebrate Christmas! Or…
Zombie: I’ll kill her!
(about Secretary)
Mr. Halloween: Who knows
but the world may end tonight.
SK: Please, give me a
chance! I can prove you that Christmas is a very kind holiday! And people need
it, like your Halloween. We can share all sweets and cookies!
Mr. Halloween: Hmm. Let’s
look who is stronger! (arm wrestling)
Музыка: Hallelujah.
Fairy: Hi, boys! I’m fairy
of justice! What’s matter? I offer you a bet. Santa! I can give you only half
an hour to show that you can bring people JOY, LOVE, LIGHT, MAGIC!
Mr. Halloween: I’m sure,
he can’t! Well, I am waiting for half an hour. No more! But your secretary will
be at me! (Zombie and Halloween are leaving the stage)
SK: To be, or not to be:
that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
to suffer
The slings and arrows of
outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of
troubles,
Fairy: I don’t think it’s
the best time for Shakespeare, but may be I’m wrong.
SK: What shall I do?
Fairy: Just ask your
friends. They always help you.
Elves, reindeers, top-models come
on stage:
-We are here….
- What do they need?
-JOY, MAGIC , LOVE and LIGHT
(discuss the problem: Oh, I know. Why not? I got it. Really? Are you kidding?
Could you? But.. Let’s try!)
Rudolph: Mr. Santa, we are
ready to help you. Don’t be so gloomy.
(Sing and dance)
During the singing reindeers take
off hats and put on another ones.
Reindeer: I can't refuse
it what to be, got to be
Feel like dancing dance 'cause we
are free
Feel like dancing, come dance
with me (singing and dancing)
Zombie: ha-ha-ha! They are
really fantastic! What a fun! What a joy!
Fairy: so, the first thing
is got: JOY!
Zombie: Truth sits upon
the lips of dying men.
SK: good boys! I always
knew you are the best!
Secretary: Don’t forget
about magic!
Zombie: Silence! I’ll kill
you and him!
Secretary: No-o-o!
SK: oh, Julia! (turns to
her)
O she does teach the torches to
burn bright:
It seems she hangs
upon the cheek of night,
As a rich jewel in
an Ethiop’s ear:
Beauty too rich for
use, for earth to dear:
Music Lady in red dance
+ models
Models: All you need is
love- all together!
All you need is love – everywhere
All you need is love, love
All you need is –
Zombie: LOVE!
FAIRY: Oh, the second
world was said
All: love!
Mr. Halloween: oh! You,
bastards! Shut up!
Zombie: It’s not our
fault! We are hungry. My brain doesn’t work without sweets.
-
Hi, baby! We haven’t brains at all!
Secretary: Mr. Santa!
Don’t forget we need LIGHT and MAGIC.
Inuits (entering with
music of Enigma): We have light! Just look! We have a wonderful present
for you! When you, Santa Claus and your reindeers drive through the sky, you
will see our present – northern lights or as ancient people named them – Aurora
Borealis!
Northern light
Zombie: Oh, how beautiful!
Mr. Halloween: Too bright
and too light for me. (Put on sun glasses and try to close his mouth)
All: LIGHT… LIGHT! He
says: LIGHT!
Zombie: You are very
talkative today, my boss
Mr. Halloween: Oh, shit!
But MAGIC! You have no MAGIC!
Elves: You are not right,
Mister! Look around! We are magic creatures! If you deny this fact, surf
through the Internet.
-
And what can you say about friendship and love? They are really magical
things, because people can do much more when their friends help them…
-
Or they are in love/
Fairy: And they win!
Christmas can come!
SK: Oops! I did it again!
Thank you my friends! It’s time to bring presents ! Are you ready?
All: Yes, of course!
Really! Why not!
Mr. Halloween: The prince
of darkness is a gentleman. I lost, but I’ll be back!
SK: Wait, Halloween! Don’t
bear a grudge against people! Stay and celebrate with us!
Zombie: Please! They have
sweets!
Mr. Halloween: Well!
SK: And now, all together…
All: Merry Christmas!
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