Scene 1
Cat
Matroskin: You are not eating your sandwich properly, uncle Fedor. You keep the
sausage side up and you should put it on your tongue. It’s tasty at this way.
Uncle Fedor:
How do you know my name is uncle Fedor?
Cat
Matroskin: I know everybody in the house. I live on the attic and I can see
everything. My name is cat Matroskin. It’s my last name. But now they’ve closed
the attic for repair and I have no place to live… Fedor, do you have only one
incorrect sandwich?
Uncle Fedor:
Well, I have some at home. You can come and live with me if you wish.
Cat
Matroskin: Your mum will shoot me away.
Uncle Fedor:
She will not. Dad will come to your side.
Scene 2
Mum: Why
does it smell a cat here? I think, that Fedor has brought one.
Dad: So
what? One cat won’t bother us.
Mum: It
won’t bother you but it will bother me. Just think, it has no use to us.
Dad: Is this
must? For example, what’s the use of this picture on the wall?
Mum: This
picture makes a great use. It hides a hole in the wallpaper!
Dad: And
cats can also be useful. They can catch mice.
Mum: But we
don’t have any mice!
Dad: We can
get some.
Mum: Well,
if this cat is so important to you, choose it is there he or me!
Dad: I
choose you. I’ve got known you long enough. And I see this cat for the first
time!
Scene 3
Sharik:
Hello! Let me live with you! I’ll be a watch dog.
Cat
Matroskin: No way! We don’t have a place to live ourselves. Come back in the
year when we get some household to guard.
Uncle Fedor:
Wait, Matroskin. Everyone needs a good dog. Let’s better find out if there is an
empty house in the village.
Sharik: Yes,
there is one! I will show you. Nobody lives there. Its owners moved on over the
river.
Cat
Matroskin: Is there a stove?
Sharik: Yes!
It takes the half of the kitchen. Will you let me live with you? Or should I
come later? In the year…
Uncle Fedor:
Sure, we’ll take you. The three most full of fun. What’s your name?
Sharik:
Sharik. I’m an ordinary dog not of pure breed.
Uncle Fedor:
My name is uncle Fedor. And this cat is Matroskin.
Cat Matroskin:
It’s my last name.
Sharik: Nice
to meet you.
Scene 4
Cat
Matroskin: I can’t live without milk. We should buy a cow.
Uncle Fedor:
But we don’t have any money!
Sharik: Why don’t
we borrow it from our neighborhoods?
Cat
Matroskin: How are to get them pay off? That must be returned.
Sharik: Give
them milk in return.
Cat
Matroskin: But if we get the milk away, what we need the cow for.
Sharik:
Well, we have to sell something.
Cat
Matroskin: Like what?
Sharik:
Something useless.
Uncle Fedor:
To sell something useless, we have to buy it at the first place and we don’t
have any money.
Cat
Matroskin: Sharik, let’s sell you.
Sharik: Me?
What do you mean?
Uncle
Fedore: We are not going to sell anyone. We’ll search a treasure!
Sharik:
Hooray! But what is a treasure?
Scene 5
Postman
Pechkin: Give it to me! Give it to me! Your hear – give it to me! Caught you!
This jackdaw has stolen my Olympic ruble! This bird is good only for clinical
lab tests.
Uncle Fedor:
No, don’t take it to the clinic. We’ll cure him and teach him how to talk.
Postman
Pechkin: What’s in this trunk?
Cat
Matroskin: We would pick mushrooms, is it clear?
Postman Pechkin:
Sure enough.
Scene 6
Cat
Matroskin: I think, it’s no use in keeping it. It’s a waste of time and food.
Say “Who is there?”. “Who is there?”. Say “Who is there? Who is there?”
Sharik: Do
you have anything better than that? Teach him a song or poem.
Cat
Matroskin: I can sing songs myself. They are completely useless.
Sharik: And
what is good of “Who is there?”?
Cat
Matroskin: Simple
Sharik: So
tell me
Cat
Matroskin: If a stranger comes and nobody is home…
Sharik:
And?..
Cat
Matroskin: He will knock at the door and the jackdaw will ask him ”Who is
there?” And the man will think that somebody is at home and won’t steel
anything from the house. That’s clear.
Jackdaw: Who
is there? Who is there?
Cat
Matroskin: Hooray! It works!
Scene 7
Uncle Fedor:
“Dear Mum and Dad,
I’m OK,
everything’s fine. I have all I need…”
Scene 8
Mum: Well,
honey. Why did not we get back to the city, you need a good care.
Dad: And if
you want to take this cat or Sharik or someone else with you, go ahead!
Mum: We
won’t mind it
Uncle Fedor:
So, Matroskin, will you go with me?
Cat
Matroskin: I would if I were on my own. But what about my cow? What about my
winter stuck?
Uncle Fedor:
And what about you, Sharik?
Sharik: We
will stay here. You’d better come to us for holidays.
Cat
Matroskin: And on the weekends.
Scene 10
Cat
Matroskin: Wait! Wait! Here you are! Take it. You have lot of fun with him.
Dad: Who is
there?
Jackdaw:
It’s me, Postman Pechkin I’ve brought you a “Moorzilka” magazine.
Mum: Oh,
what an embarrassment, we completely forgot about Pechkin
Sharik: And
it’s right. He was so nasty.
Postman
Pechkin: Excuse me, I was nasty because I had no bicycle. And now I will start
to solve a right way. And I’ll get some pet to make me company. You come home
and it is happy to see you… Come back to our Prostokvashino
The end
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