Caesar & Cleopatra
Caesar: Is this the Magic Egypt? Wow, to the point, let’s
make a selfie!
What a landscape…sand…sand
here…sand there…sand everywhere!!! It’s so bored…
Excuse me, don’t you know,
how can I get to the places of interest in this desert? No?
Cleopatra: Excuse me, how can I help you?
Caesar: Yes, please! What the place is this? Are there
any attractions? We are, Romans, demanding for panem et circense, don’t you know about it?
Cleopatra: I actually don’t know about you are the Romans, wow…
I’m a Cleopatra, The Queen of Egypt.
Caesar: You are the Queen of the Sandbox, look around, As for
me – I am a Caesar, the best of the best in the World. And I’m so modest…
Cleopatra: Really?
Caesar: Absolutely! But something is missing here…
Cleopatra: for example?
Caesar: Me! Let’s make a selfie and make it sure, yeah..
Cleopatra: Do you Know about British scientists set up that
selfie is illness
Caesar: I don’t care about it.
Cleopatra: So what did you care about?
Caesar: To war down the Pharos. Marcus Antonius!
Marcus Antonius: Ave Caesar! Morituri te salutant!
Caesar: War down the Pharos, but firstly give me a glass of
water, it’s too hot here.
Marcus Antonius: What about Alexandria? We walked here for days!
Caesar: So what?
Marcus Antonius: Legionaries want to improved their Knowledge in Alexandria’s library
Caesar: well
done, guys! By the way, Meet my friend Cleopatra, Antonius, Cleopatra – this is
my old and brave friend Marcus Antonius.
Cleopatra: I Know him, he saved me once ago! Nice to meet you,
Markus Antonius, How do you do?
Marcus Antonius: How do you do.
Caesar: So, Dies diem docet Marcus, meet
at library, but it’s not exactly.
Ptolemy: Uncle Caesar, she is bad, bad sister!!!
Caesar: why so, my little friend?
Ptolemy: She stole my throne!!!
Caesar: Let’s talking about it after my business trip.
Cleopatra: Ptolemy, the child’s time has finished and time to
sleep has started, go to bed, quickly!
Caesar: one second, boy, selfie!
Cleopatra: crazy men
Caesar: Ok, show me the view the empire of yours!
Cleopatra: you are welcome! So, these are the pyramids..
Caesar: no esthetics… Look at our Coliseum!
Cleopatra: look at our sphinx!
Caesar: look at our forum!
Cleopatra: we have a great Ramsey’s Temple!
Caesar: and we have goddess Vista’s Temple!
Cleopatra: do you want to compete in clash of
civilizations?
Caesar: Gaudeamus igitur!
Cleopatra: if you think to be cleverer use lingua Latina,
you wrong.
Caesar: you Know, we are, Romans, very clever nation! London
is the capital of Great Britain, Yes.
Cleopatra: you can’t even imagine, we are, Egyptians, too. Two by
two is four.
Caesar: wow, you are the worthy rival!
Cleopatra: Knowledge is a power!
Caesar: Cogito, ergo sum
Cleopatra: Oh, that’s enough, you’d better to teach me how
to became such great as you, Caesar
Caesar: well, it starts from good education. You know,
Russian’s education is the best of the world.
Cleopatra: Really? Did you pass Unified Governmental Exam?
Caesar: of course!
Cleopatra: Could tell me more details?
Caesar: after dinner only..
And they went into sunset…
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