The Cat: You must drink it!
The Dog: I don’t know where to hide away from your milk! Milk is everywhere! All the buckets are full of it! Even the sink!
The Cat: That’s not all! We are going to get one more cow!
The Dog: How shall we wash then?
The Cat: Stay clean. And you don’t have to wash!
Some use their tongues to wash themselves!
The Dog: Aha…and some eat mice…If your cow were smarter, it would give us soda instead of milk…or some other drinks, Coca-Cola, for example.
The Cat: And if you were smarter, you’d be doing something.
The Dog: Ok, I’ll go hunting now!
The Cat: Don’t you feel sorry about shooting animals?
The Dog: I do, but this is my instinct!
The Cat: Oh, yes!
The Dog: By the way, all animals are for being hunted!
I will come and fetch some nice food!
If only uncle Fyodor could see me now!
The Cat: Go, you miserable spaniel!
Father: Stop crying! We have to do it.
Mother: But may be Carlson does exist?
Father: Oh, no!
(The bell rings and and the dog starts barking)
The Little boy: This is Carlson!
(He opens the door and sees Frecken Bock behind it)
Frecken Bock: Well-well, you have got a dog! Matilda, do you hear me? I will make a person out of it, don’t you worry!
(Father and Mother come out of the room. Father is smoking).
Frecken Bock: Frecken Bock, Bock is my name. And your smoking is very harmful for my health! You have to stop this ugly habit.
Father: All right…Err..
Frecken Bock: You are looking for a house keeper. This is me!
Mother: But we were looking for a baby sitter…
Frecken Bock: Well…Who needs the care? What an aggressive dog!
Father: Frecken Bock, I hope that you like children?
Frecken Bock: Well…what can I say? I dreadfully, dreadfully like them!
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